kentut pun tak bunyi

Bergegarlah didewan rakyat kisah seorang pelawak dari kinabatangan. Riuh rendahnya bukan kerana kebiasaan nya melantang tetapi akan kehilangannya yang sedang menghisap madu. Tiadalah terperasan sebelumnya tetapi setelah pelawak yang rajin datang kedewan ini tiba-tiba senyap tiada khabar.
Risik punya risik kisahnya rupanya sedang mencipta bahgia dan keindahan dengan artis montok gebu.
Khabar ini dinafikan oleh empunya diri yang kononnya tak cukup kacak..manakala simontok gebu pula kononnya nak jagi hati....kedua-duanya temberanglah juga mulanya.
Setelah tiada tersembunyi tembelangnya maka mengakulah dia sedang  memadu isteri.
Rupa-rupanya faham lah kita bergegar bergegak bergempita bukan kepalang di Parlimen...tapi kecut telur nak mengaku beristeri baru..
takut bini ke?....




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BERDENGUNG  1 MALAYSIA


Berdengung lah rakyat 1 Malaysia. Terlopong wak-wak dikampung...hampir terkancing gigi memikirkan 
siapakah toyol yang berjaya melesapkan enjin kapalterbang perang F5E. Memang hebat. macammana gamaknya boleh bawak enjin sebesar tu. Boleh hantar sampai keluar negara pulak tu... Tok bomoh kata Jin baghdad punya kerja. Siapa empunya Jin baghdad tu. Memang heran juga sebab kabornya dihantornya ke Iran. Puih!....ilmu pukau yang digunakan pun bukan calang-calang..udah dua tahun (2007) baru tersedar!

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Hampir sebulan wak tak update blog ni sebab bercuti panjang di sebuah negara luar yang dingin dan nyaman...
melapangkan fikiran yang hampir tumpul dan berkarat.
wak akan menulis semula.....kali ini dengan format bahasa rojak inggeris dan melayu. Bukan apa wak sahut cabaran Che' Det supaya kita menguasai bahasa Inggeris...bahasa Inggeris yang wak gunakan 'broken'..tapi bila wak diluar negara tempohari...alhamdullillah orang putih disana paham la pulak bahasa yang wak tuturkan.
sebagai orang Malaysia keturunan melayu-jawa wak tak mahu juga ketinggalan bahasa ibunda...jadi wak campur-adukkan lah bahasa...semoga  pembaca kalian boleh faham..

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Negeri Terengganu yang malang


Apalah malang negeri Terengganu ni...asyik ditimpa sue...macam kena langgar garuda.
Kejaddian terbaru dengan keruntuhan Perhentian bas Kuala berang.





berikut petikan berita dari Harakahdaily

HULU TERENGGANU, 21 Dis: Bangunan Perhentian Bas Kuala Berang dekat sini runtuh kira-kira jam 4 petang tadi menjadikannya ianya yang ke empat seumpamanya di Terengganu selepas sekolah, stadium dan juga masjid runtuh sebelum ini.

Menurut saksi kejadian, bahagian depan bangunan belum siap sepenuhnya itu runtuh dipercayai selepas pekerjaan pembinaannya memijak bahagian depan bangunan ketika mahu memasang cermin di atas bangunan itu.

(Gambar: Bahagian depan bangunan stesen bas Kuala Berang yang masih dalam pembinaan runtuh)

Menurut beliau, bahagian yang terputus adalah bahagian penghubung yang dipeteri antara bangunan dengan atap depan bangunan itu.

Menurut papan tanda di depan projek tersebut, bangunan ini adalah milik Majlis Daerah Hulu Terengganu. Ia berupa projek membina dan menyiapkan terminal pengangkutan awam.

Arkitek projek ini adalah SAM Arkitek Perunding, juruteranya adalah MNA Consultant Sdn Bhd, juruukur bahan adalah Contract Management Consultant dan kontraktornya adalah Gemilang Mega Sdn Bhd.

(Gambar: Papan tanda di depan bangunan ini)

Di atasnya jelas tertulis perkataan "Satu lagi projek kerajaan Barisan Nasional".

Ketika kejadian tidak ada sebarang ribut atau angin kencang melanda kawasan itu sungguhpun Pantai Timur sekarang sedang menghadapi banji semula.

Sebelum ini, bumbung Sekolah Menengah Ajil, bumbung stadium Sultan Mizan dan bumbung masjid Kampung Puteh di Kemaman runtuh di negeri ini.

Selain itu, kolam renang yang pernah digunakan untuk Sukan Malaysia (Sukma) di Batu Burok dilaporkan bocor.

Hire Purchase Act To Be Amended - Ismail Sabri

Repossessor will lose job.

The Ministry of Domestic Trade, Cooperative and Consumerism will soon amend the Hire Purchase Act to protect consumers against action taken against vehicle owners who default monthly installments.

Its minister Datuk Seri Ismail Sabri Yaakob said the Hire Purchase Act need to be amended as the current one gives too much advantage for banks to impose all kinds of charges on consumers when they fail to pay up their installments.

"For example, when a bank repossesses a car from the owner for not paying up installments, the owner will face all sorts of charges when reclaiming the car.

"Among the charges imposed are for towing, outstanding installment amount and payment for storage," he told reporters after meeting 40 representatives from Non-Governmental consumer associations here Wednesday.

The amendments will give the consumers better rights when faced with such situations and prevent the banks from imposing unreasonable charges, he said.

-- BERNAMA

Former colleague makes police report on Azmin Ali

A former secretary to Anwar Ibrahim today lodged a police report on the purchase of shares amounting to RM2 million by PKR vice-president Azmin Ali and his wife.Anuar Shaari, 40, made the report at the Commercial Crime Investigation Department at Bukit Aman.

Anuar, who served Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim for two years from 1996, was accompanied by several members of the Permuafakatan Ummah (Pewaris) and Badan Amal Tarbiah Sejagat (Batas).

“I handed a copy of the original document on the ownership of the shares … to find out the truth because based on the document that I have, it looks like the original, but I’m not an expert to prove it,” he told reporters.

“I’m linking Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim because the document was dated 1992-1994 when Anwar was the Finance Minister and Deputy Prime Minister, and Azmin Ali was also Anwar’s secretary then,” he said. —Bernama

Malaysia has lost edge as low-cost producer, says World Bank

Malaysia risks missing its goal of becoming a high-income nation as it has lost its edge as a low-cost producer and lacks the investment to compete in more advanced industries, the World Bank warned today.

In its first country report on Malaysia, the Washington-based body also said that as a trade-dependent country, Malaysia should not unwind its RM67 billion in economic stimulus as that could choke off a nascent recovery.

According to World Bank data, private investment in Malaysia fell to 12 per cent of gross domestic product in 2008 compared with 30 per cent prior to the Asian crisis.
The bank was, however, less optimistic on the government’s plans to slash the budget deficit in 2010 to 5.6 per cent of GDP, forecasting that it would be 6.4 per cent of GDP. - Reuters

Wakdol said:
What?..I don't know sepatah habuk...
I don't understand....
LOL! 

Have a tea break..teh tarik satu!

wacth out! kencing manis...

wak dol tempe mula berkata

Actually what makes wak dol
write in this blog because there are some questions and things that boggle my mind. Wak Dol feel very happy how good the food tempe results that rival beauty botox.
Already quite long wak dol involved in making and eating tempe but wak dol think nor as handsome former Selangor MB Khir Toyo. Wak feel doubtful with recognition dr. Khir Toyo says that eating tempe face so smooth and handsome as botox injected .... whether this statement can be trusted? however wak appreciate and grateful for dr. khir raise the image of tempe. But also quite confusing what is honest confession or protect something.
Ha ... ha .. ha .. you can understand and get answers....
Wak Dol can feel dr. Khir Toyo really can not be trusted. why? many reasons .....

wak dol tempe

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